February 2012
43 posts
Cressida: They're just fuck buddies. I know it.
Me: Really? How do you know?
Cressida: I just know.
Me: You don't think they're in love?
Cressida: Only you would say that...
My dad just asked me if I could get him a...
He wants it to say: “AVELINO” #17.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’ve been waiting all day to wrap my hands around your waist & kiss your...
I should invent something that keeps noses warm.
Hate my cold nose :(
January 2012
26 posts
OMG
I’ve been in bed since 11:00pm and I still can’t sleep.
I have to wake up at 6:30am… Ugh.
Of course we would be talking about suppositories...
The joys of having my mom, sister, and brother-in-law as nurses, and ME! (as future nurse hehe)
Fuck those bitches who stole my girlfriend's...
Ugh seriously?! They stole her iPhone, the wristlet that my mom got her for Christmas, her license, her credit card, and her house keys! ajsjasldiquw;ocn!
They even had the nerve to spend $95 on gas and food and used her phone for 2 hours… -_-
People these days foreal. UGH.
SHAME ON YOU! Karma will def bite you in the ass.
I’m just glad nothing happened to her and she’s okay!